All 192 members of the United Nations meet under an emergency meeting to come together so that there would be a Christmas this year. Leaders from around the world showed up in support of Santa Claus, so that the children would have Christmas this year. It was a suspense filled event that brought promise of world peace in the future. Leaders from China, North Korea, South Korea, The Russian Federation, and Britain sat at the same table without throwing food at each other. This emergency meeting took place on Oahu.
It begs the question: Why are jokes about dead babies so funny? Honestly, I don't think I'm going to be able to give you an answer that will satisfy your curiosity, or mine. When it comes down to it, no one is exactly sure why anything is funny. Those who have theories about humor paint an incredibly dark picture about human nature; which isn't surprising at all!
Yes, Santa is addicted to Oreos, Ginger Snaps, vanilla wafers, and any cookie you can think of. He has been trying to wash this problem down by drinking glasses of whole milk. It is reported that on a normal day Santa will go through two dozen boxes of assorted cookies and up to four gallons of milk. This has caused a major weight problem for the jolly old man that is now taking a health toll on him. Santa is reported to have elevated blood sugar levels and his blood pressure is off the wall.
As soon as Santa was released from the rehabilitation clinic he was rushed by reindeer express to Oahu, Hawaii for the United Nations meeting. He received a standing ovation from all those who attended the meeting. When things settled down the President of the United States, Barack Obama, said he had very good news to tell the world. The president wanted the world's children to know "Christmas is on". After looking at the fine print in the federal bailout package it was found that Santa and his elves qualify for a green energy credit. You see, Santa's main form of transportation is reindeer. They emit no green house gases and are considered Eco friendly. All the money Santa owed the US government for his "cookie addiction" has been forgiven.
It is also thought that the president may have been getting ready to send federal agents into the Christmas compound to arrest Santa Claus. The SCEP, also thought to be Santa Claus's Elfin Police, on a tip got Santa out in the nick of time. It is believed that Santa is safe in a rehabilitation clinic in the Cayman Islands. The elfs say the North Pole is it's separate country and if the US government wants to arrest Santa they should go through NATO or UN channels.
It is now known that Santa is getting help for his "cookie Problem" and his health is improving. What is not known is if Santa can come up with the funds to pay back his bailout package or if President Obama will forgive his debt. Something must happen quick in order for Santa to deliver the presents on time.
It begs the question: Why are jokes about dead babies so funny? Honestly, I don't think I'm going to be able to give you an answer that will satisfy your curiosity, or mine. When it comes down to it, no one is exactly sure why anything is funny. Those who have theories about humor paint an incredibly dark picture about human nature; which isn't surprising at all!
Yes, Santa is addicted to Oreos, Ginger Snaps, vanilla wafers, and any cookie you can think of. He has been trying to wash this problem down by drinking glasses of whole milk. It is reported that on a normal day Santa will go through two dozen boxes of assorted cookies and up to four gallons of milk. This has caused a major weight problem for the jolly old man that is now taking a health toll on him. Santa is reported to have elevated blood sugar levels and his blood pressure is off the wall.
As soon as Santa was released from the rehabilitation clinic he was rushed by reindeer express to Oahu, Hawaii for the United Nations meeting. He received a standing ovation from all those who attended the meeting. When things settled down the President of the United States, Barack Obama, said he had very good news to tell the world. The president wanted the world's children to know "Christmas is on". After looking at the fine print in the federal bailout package it was found that Santa and his elves qualify for a green energy credit. You see, Santa's main form of transportation is reindeer. They emit no green house gases and are considered Eco friendly. All the money Santa owed the US government for his "cookie addiction" has been forgiven.
It is also thought that the president may have been getting ready to send federal agents into the Christmas compound to arrest Santa Claus. The SCEP, also thought to be Santa Claus's Elfin Police, on a tip got Santa out in the nick of time. It is believed that Santa is safe in a rehabilitation clinic in the Cayman Islands. The elfs say the North Pole is it's separate country and if the US government wants to arrest Santa they should go through NATO or UN channels.
It is now known that Santa is getting help for his "cookie Problem" and his health is improving. What is not known is if Santa can come up with the funds to pay back his bailout package or if President Obama will forgive his debt. Something must happen quick in order for Santa to deliver the presents on time.
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